Monday, January 26, 2015

Overrun with Owls

Dear loved ones:

Stop buying us owls.  It's not that we don't love them.  We do.  We reeeeeaaaaallllyyy do.  See?  We sleep with them every night (please note: not all owls shown.  Which is to say, there are more). 

And then, every morning, we bundle them up and carry them all to another room, where we spread them out on the couch and play with each and every one.  And then there are owls scattered everywhere all day, until the end of the day, when they must each be found (less all hell break loose and demons rain from the skies which is clearly what would happen if a single owl went missing).  

And so the cycle continues.

We appreciate the owls.  We adore them.  We cannot possibly house any more of them.

With affection,


P.S. Please don't tell Willow I sent this.


Smellyann said...

Hilarious! But they're soooooo cute!!! ;)

Lilacrosesandthemoon said...

What? To many owls it's not possible they are soooo cute you can never have enough.

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Anonymous said...

Haha)) But owls are really great) I can feel that affection. I even thought to buy alive one, but then I've read some materials about treatment ad decided not to do this. By the way, I even purchased a translation of those materials. I go to the and picked the best rated translation service to be sure, they make me a good translation. And they did.

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